i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
ugly people sure do ruin things
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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