i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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