Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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