I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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