I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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