Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
