idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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