She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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