dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
This is classic penis vs brain.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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