Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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