We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Can I color on your dick again?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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