Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
