It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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