dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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