she looked like the before picture.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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