on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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