I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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