Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Randomize
