I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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