The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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