Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
There r osticjed everywhere
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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