can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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