new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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