I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize