p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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