Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
