It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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