The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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