"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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