you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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