Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
