i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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