Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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