i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she woke up with a sticky ear
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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