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I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
how drunk are you?
Several
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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