literally had 100 drinks last night.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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