It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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