I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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