I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
i think i just lost a toe
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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