I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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