never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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