Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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