god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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