There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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