He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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