I am puke
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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