Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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