I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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