Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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