You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just found a bag of teeth...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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