i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
God, I missed his penis.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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