it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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