Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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