Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
