The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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