Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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